Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
Have you been waiting to hear about a grant that you applied for, perhaps to create a piece of art, write a book, or make a documentary film, dear Capricorn? If so, you may have a lot to celebrate today as news could come your way that you've been awarded the full amount you asked for! Don't be surprised, however, if there's a delay in receiving the actual funds. The project is still going to happen but a little later than you had hoped. Relax, be patient, and wait! That's all you can do right now.
...Are you kidding???...This is the stupidest horoscope I have ever read... the only $$$ I am expecting is $50.00 rebate from T-Mobile for my new phone. And they need to hurry up about it. But maybe I am missing the boat here... So just because I am a Capricorn does it mean I should be writing a book or making a film??? I think not!!!
Where the fortune cookies at??? At least that way you get a cookie to go with the ridiculous predictions!!!... If you don't have any cookies on hand you can just do it here:
http://www.astrohoroscopes.com/fun/fortunecookie.html
This is what I got...and much more appropriate and informative...
"Never engage in a battle of wits when you are unarmed."
You can also ask the Majic Fortune Cookie or order cookies here:
http://www.goodfortunes.com/askcookie.asp?UID=5496111600033433
BTW...next to my mom's amazingly fabulous oatmeal chocolate chip cookies... Fortune Cookies are my favorite!!!
Dating advice from Brigham Young
7 years ago
1 comment:
I'm a CAPRICORN TOO! That must be why we are so witty and logical. We get each other. I also HATE horoscopes. What I do for horoscopes is I will read the wrong one to my friend and ask her if its true. when she says TOTALLY, I say then you must not be a cancer, you're a gemini. LOL. ;)
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