Every 4 years we get to experience the greatest show of human spirit and come together as Americans to celebrate who we are...(and I DON'T mean the Presidential Campain!!!)...While I am grateful for our Democratic Republic and certainly grateful for our freedom and right to vote (btw vote McCain/Palin if you are smart). I would prefer to focus on something happier!!! I love the OLYMPICS!!!!...and in the immortal words of Toby Keith "We'll put a boot in your A$$ it's the American way!!!.... Well we didn't win the most GOLD medals (but lets be honest China CHEATS...16 year old gymnasts...yeah right!!!), but we did win the most medals over all!!!
Like everyone else I loved Michael Phelps..... he he he!!!
(Micheal Phelps childhood photo)
But I really, really loved these two!!! I want to be just like them when I grow up!!! And look that good in a bikini... and thank "Mr President and Karchie" for all of my sucess!!! Shouts out to President Bush and Karch Karaly!!! Yay Misty and Kerri!!!! (Sorry about all the hype with your 112 wins in a row and back to back gold medals and then you go and lose last week, but we won't talk about that).
And Dalhausser and Rogers were amazing to watch!!! But they don't look as good in bikinis!!!
Volleyball was defininitely my favorite sport to watch and it's also my favorite sport to play!!! So to make up for missing it I get to spend 3 hours every Thursday evening helping to run the YW volleyball program in my stake(LDS Church for that 1 reader not from Utah)... Where running from the ball seems to take the place of a pass/bump and where if the ball makes it over the net cheers erupt!!! There is no such thing as a set, spike or block with these girls. Do I have bad karma and I am being forced to go to volleyball H-E double hockey sticks( to quote Mitt Romney...work joke... since he dropped the F-bomb all over SLC in 2002 and denied it...ha ha). I have decided that, which bothers you the most will be your next calling...
But in the mean time I will be dreaming of 2012 in London!!! Maybe the English won't cheat as much as the Chinese!!! I wonder if Dara Torres will go for gold at 45? Will Michael Phelps mom still be the Chico's spokesmodel?..representing badly dressed moms all over America... Will it be found that Hussain Bolt is taking ganja-roids and is really another of Bob Marley's 30 illegitimate children? And will there be at least one white guy on the Redeem Team???....
...China 08.08.08...One World, One Dream....
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You know some people would complain about the girls having to play in bikinis while the guys were in tanks and shorts. My view? Those girls look damn good! And the guys? Let's see some skin! Take off those tanks!
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